Invention #4 – Back Scratch Glove

Have you ever wanted to get a good back scratch, but the person giving the scratch didn’t have long enough fingernails? Or have you ever wanted to be better at giving a back scratch, but you don’t want to damage your own nails, or get dead skin underneath them? For these reasons, I bring you my fourth invention, the Back Scratch Glove!

Back Scratch Glove

Simply slip on the Back Scratch Glove and you’re instantly a scratching machine. Perfect for scratching backs, scalps and even pets.


(CAUTION: Do not say, “Kitty’s got claws” while wearing this glove. This product is NOT intended to be used for picking your nose, as a weapon or part of any super-villain costume. Use Responsibly.)