Things I can say that you maybe can’t

“I’ve eaten a doughnut in the shower.”

“I walked through Wal-Mart without ever letting my left foot touch the floor.”

“In a single day I had Panda Express for breakfast, lunch & dinner.”

“I’ve done a cart-wheel on an airplane at cruising altitude.”


“I’ve watched a movie, rewound it and watched it again right after.”

“I hit on a girl at a school dance, who, as it turned out, was a teacher there.”

“I’ve pretended to be deaf while ordering food at Wendy’s.”

“I’ve been to over half of the 50 United States.”

“I shot a branch off a tree using a .22 with iron sights from 200 feet away.”

Challenges are welcome.